American Quotes

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Japan is a great nation. It should begin to act like one.

I was to Japanese visitors to Washington what the Mona Lisa is to Americans visiting Paris.

The loudest voices we hear are those who advocate conflict, divisiveness.

You know, let a few years go by until I hit my midlife crisis. Then that can be documented on film.

You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see yourself on e and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of.

Yeah, there was the Flora Plum thing, where I trained for about a month and I had taken a semester off for that, and two weeks prior to filming, the financing collapsed.

When I was 18 I went to college for two years and didn't work for a year which was essential for me, because my identity had been so influenced by my being an actor and I think I just needed to discover what it was to be myself, divorced from all that responsibility.

What I needed was a connection to life that was real and lasting.

There's certainly something very uncomfortable about the voyeurism involved in being in the press, being an actor, where people have a seemingly insatiable curiosity about, you.

My character was kidnapped by the Terminator and I was kidnapped by the Terminator production.

Maybe philosophy - I love talking about ideas. Or maybe art history. I was thinking about psychology, then I got really afraid because everybody says it's terribly boring.

I'm only realizing now that I was a child actress because I always took myself so seriously.

I would sign on for projects that were meant to shoot in July, and then they would postponed and they would bleed into the following semester, and then I'd take a semester off, and then the movie would collapse.

I took three years off. I differentiated myself from the industry. Found my identity - sort of... I haven't graduated yet. I'm not legitimately educated yet, but maybe one day.

I think because I am as earnest as I am, people were accepting of my evolving into a certified, legitimate, and grown up and I did take three years off.

I really liked Yale, although it was extremely intimidating. When I visited the campus, I was hiding behind trees, I felt so unworthy.

I know, it's true. I've played these tortured teenagers. I can't wait to shed that image.