My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
“If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!”
“My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind - intimacy, physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect.”