Actor Quotes

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

There doesn't seem to be a lot of middle ground with me.

There are some people that the press like to pick on and not just the gay press, but the press in general. And some people, the press just doesn't care about at all.

People think they know who I am, because I've played so many very, very out gay men on stage, and they think that's me.

People have to do things in their own time, and that's what I did.

People always think I'm Jewish and changed my last name from Rabinowitz.

Look, I'm 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

I seem to always inspire a strong reaction one way or the other.

I didn't know Charlie before doing the movie, but I was a huge fan of the British Queer as Folk.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

All I can do is try to create the best show possible, and I feel we've truly done that.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.