It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along.
“Every day of my life, I feel fat. It's not correct thinking in the natural, normal human being's way of life.”
“As a privileged survivor of the First World War, I hope I may be allowed to interject here a deeply felt tribute to those who were not fortunate enough to succeed, but who shared the signal honor of trying to the last to salvage peace.”