It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
“As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.”
“I just don't want to end up on something that bores the hell out of me. Otherwise, I'll fake a knee injury and get out of there.”