Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
I played bass guitar in high school and in college and then I actually fractured my thumb, so my bass career went bye-bye.
Look, obviously that was - created quite a firestorm, but Newsweek editors have made clear that this was a situation where, you know, a solid, well-placed source provided some information.

