Actor Quotes

I am seriously opposed to censorship of any sort.

Hollywood is very much an industry town. Your life becomes caught up in all of the parties and this list and that list. That's not something that I respond well to.

Every bowling center should have a house pro.

Even though some of the films I've made haven't been particularly commercial, I don't find them failures.

Being with all those great bowlers was the greatest three days I ever had.

People in the business will stay with you through drugs and alcohol and divorces and insanity and everything else, but you have a failure, pal, and they don't want to know nothing about you!

London is one of the most enchanting places I've ever been on this planet.

I'm not qualified for anything else, so I would imagine I'd either be doing something larcenous or I would have already been caught.

I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.

I do what I can to make young people understand that drugs can destroy their lives. I'm the perfect example of what people can accomplish when they have regained a sane body and spirit.

If the material is inspiring and motivates you, then it doesn't really matter what it is.

I'm just a simple guy swimming in a sea of sharks.

I can do whatever I want - I'm rich, I'm famous, and I'm bigger than you.

Well, you have absolutely no idea what a nightmare it was to be on a set, trying to figure out how I was going to find out what time it is, how I was going to get my meds, and at the same time not have it be obvious to someone.

It never occurred to me that I needed to say that I was gay. I simply am. Anyone who knows me or who's been around me ten minutes knows it too.

I'm very unphysical and graceless so basically if you save 10 people to be with you in a resistance movement, you would never save me. I'd be the last one.

I'm totally addicted to Japanese anime and spend way, way, way too much time watching it.

I'm big into social studies, the humanities. I really love history and world issues and philosophy and law.

I love to write.

I don't really know any survival skills of any kind.

I don't really believe in the paranormal; I'm a skeptic through and through.

I can't really fight.

You just can't take the doctor out of you.

You can have all the tools in the world but if you don't genuinely believe in yourself, it's useless.

When I finished my residency in New Orleans, I went to L.A. where I would work as a doctor during the day, and then at night I would actually go to The Improv and do standup, all the while kind of cultivating my comedy resume.

There's really no substitute for working hard. I think that's my biggest talent. There are always people who are funnier and more talented than I am, but I don't take anything for granted and I commit myself 100% to each of my roles.

Sitcom food is by far the tastiest of all showbiz food.

Medicine really matured me as a person because, as a physician, you're obviously dealing with life and death issues, issues much more serious than what we're talking about in entertainment. You can't get more serious than life and death. And if you can handle that, you can handle anything.

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.'

I'm very blessed that I have such a supportive wife who is secure with letting me embarrass myself.