I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.
“He's psychologically damaged, I suppose, if you stand back and look objectively at him, but then, who isn't?”
“And frankly, I don't understand - I mean, I'm obviously a card-carrying Democrat - but I can't understand why any woman would want to vote for Mitt Romney, except maybe Mrs. Romney.”