Celebrity Quotes

Never live with someone that won the Heisman.

It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.

If there's something that you hear on TV about me, just call me and I'll tell you if it's true.

I'm the guy, I'm kind of like the, uh, Everyman, so I think people just relate to that.

I'm not going to just fade out, I know.

I'm not afraid of O.J. now.

I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon.

I was never OJ's closest pal, and the media would say that over and over, but I wasn't his enemy either.

I was at an acting academy for seven years prior to the trial.

I want people to realize that the domestic abuse charges happened in 1989. I didn't meet any of them until 1993.

I thought it was possible that O.J. could have done something. It crossed my mind. I was thinking about the events of everything and going, Why did I hear that? I was going, No, it can't be, and just all that stuff was adding up.

I think the prosecution had all the evidence in front of them to have won the case.

I think that money is the root of all evil. I've seen it happen.

I have contact with no one involved in the trial.

I ended up living at OJ's because Nicole bought a home that no longer had a guest house. OJ offered his guest house to me. Anybody in LA looking for a place knows the best places to live are guest houses.

I don't want to be Kato, the trial guy. It's like everything I do is under a microscope.

At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting.

The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid.

Sometimes people just want you to fail. Except your really good friends. I've always known who my best friends were.

I believe in my heart Simpson is guilty.

I told the truth, and I did it on national TV in a lie-detector test.

I think I have made an impact in the workplace and I do believe that will prevail over any of the other things in the end.

I felt like all of the American people did not believe me because of the things that were said about me, and said that people would say that it was just for the money, and it wasn't about the money. It was about what he did to me. And I knew I was telling the truth.

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

Since my induction into the Sports Hall of Fame, I have wanted to have my No. 3 Chevy on exhibit for sports fans to see. I hope others will enjoy the car as much as I have.

I just prefer wood. I like the smell. To me, it's a lot cheaper than electric or gas, and it's more convenient. It's just a better heat to me.

Well, the biggest Norwegian newspaper regarded this as an arrest, since they hadn't told us that they were coming and they brought me in. So the biggest Norwegian newspaper looked upon that as an arrest.

We knew that they would probably go after someone.

So DeCSS didn't introduce anything new for pirating and had already been available.

I've probably bought ten CDs in my whole life.