Dating Quotes

What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out f

I don't have dating tips.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I feel like I am a real artist and I want to be able to feel what I am singing about. So when I sing, 'Leave (Get Out),' I have been through that. I think it is just a new generation, whether people are ready for it or not. Teenagers are dating.

I've always gone out with much younger guys. But I rushed into relationships before really getting to know the person. What would come up as a warning sign within the first two weeks of dating would usually be the exact reason the relationship would end!

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.

No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry.

I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.

My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes.

I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.

I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.

I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. I've done enough dating on television. I'm ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues.

If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.

Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.

I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh.

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.