It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.
I've learned survival secrets from being on camera, and then translated them into everyday life.
There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.