Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.
Lyle Alzado, Athlete (1949) |
Sebastian Bach, Musician (1968) |
Alec Baldwin, Actor (1958) |
Herb Caen, Journalist (1916) |
Doris Day, Actress (1924) |
Nigel Farage, Politician (1964) |
Jennie Garth, Actress (1972) |
Don Gibson, Musician (1928) |
Edward Everett Hale, Clergyman (1822) |
Washington Irving, Writer (1783) |
Marston Bates, Scientist (1974) |
Jesse James, Criminal (1882) |