My job is to be some sort of music/lyric psychic, to figure out that that's the right song to not fight the lyric.
“As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.”
“But I'm going to be a real good boy and take it day by day and try to concentrate on what's most important to me, and that's offering women a service.”