Funny Quotes

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.

When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?

It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.

I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.

It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.

Everything seems fine until you're about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, 'While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, it's a funny thing, but I'm an exception to that rule.'

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.

The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.