When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny.
“Normally, the same strange impulse which brings a crowd to an accident is present in the reaction to a concert in which something goes wrong.”
“I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.”