When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny.
“My lord, I will tell you what the case was. I was coming up within a league of the Dutchman, and some of my men were making a mutiny about taking her, and my gunner told the people he could put the captain in a way to take the ship, and be safe.”
“Strength was the virtue of paganism; obedience is the virtue of Christianity.”