I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.
“I'll always be there because I'm a skilled professional actor. Whether or not I've any talent is beside the point.”
“I have scary eyes. I look like the guy in 'American History X,' yes. I remember coming home from school and asking my mum if I could get an eye transplant, and of course she declined.”