The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh.
I have Dalinian thought: the one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous.
In recompense, envy may be the subtlest - perhaps I should say the most insidious - of the seven deadly sins.