British Quotes

Viv had this kind of stage presence where you couldn't ignore it. He walked onstage, he looked dangerous. You just didn't know what he was going to do.

So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.

Larry only ever wrote one song, and he wrote that with Tony Kaye, I think it was, from Yes.

It was just us lampooning our own peer group, saying, well hey, where did this stuff come from? And where does British guys get to be so good at it suddenly?

In many ways, Viv and I were the only ones who were really songwriters.

In fact, Moon came on tour with us for a bit just before a big festival in Brighton, I think.

I wasn't aware that Track Records were interested in the Bonzos.

I used to help Viv with the chords and melodies sometimes.

I think most musicians do like to have a laugh.

I suppose we all loved those kind of sci-fi movies where terrible things came out of swamps and came to Mars. And there's usually some poor girl. All the guys are trying to desperately handle levers and saying, go to something or other.

I suppose Roger had the license to do anything that fitted the venue.

I see my role in the Bonzos as being the straight man, in many ways.

I mean in recent years, I think you've only got to sell thirty or forty thousand to get a #1.

I mean Gorilla was really our first sort of goes at songwriting.

Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.

But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles.

But mostly, I wrote songs and Viv wrote songs.

But I remember we sold nearly 18,000 records in one day.

But I mean, again, Zappa's far more musical than the Bonzos ever were.

But Dennis was a really solid musician, and we really needed somebody who could play bass like him.

Because Larry, by then, was a drummer, who would sort of get bored and tired, and rather stand up and blow kisses to people. So we needed the bass to sort of drive along.

As I said, when we needed to move over to rock'n'roll, Sam and Vernon couldn't quite make the shift. So that's when Larry took over on drums, and we needed a bass player.

And Roger was crazy with his robots and everything.

Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn.

I rocked the cradle of love.

I don't care what stage or what reason, as long as we're playing.

The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid.

Rock isn't art, it's the way ordinary people talk.

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can.

It doesn't matter about money; having it, not having it. Or having clothes, or not having them. You're still left alone with yourself in the end.