American Quotes

As our country increasingly relies on electronic information storage and communication, it is imperative that our Government amend our information security laws accordingly.

Nowadays, people don't ask you how you are, they say, 'Are you busy?' meaning, 'Are you well?' If someone actually does ask you how you are, the most cheerful answer, of course, is a robust 'Busy!' to which the person will reply 'Good!'

A song is the most intangible thing in the world.

Sunshine is a welcome thing. It brings a lot of brightness.

You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.

You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

I stop short of being a workaholic.

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

Cats rule the world.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

If the Confederacy fails, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a Theory.

All we ask is to be let alone.

Never be haughty to the humble or humble to the haughty.

I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I could not. The North was mad and blind, would not let us govern ourselves, and so the war came.