American Quotes

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

Language, philosophy, and science are interwoven into the design of words, which are manipulated to create surprising illusions.

If you were to climb up on your desk, walk around behind your monitor and lean way over so you could see the screen, you'd be able to read 'Wordplay' just as easily as you could sitting in your chair.

As both a fine artist and a graphic designer, I specialize in the visual presentation of words.

The Moon and Mars were the two most likely candidates for life in the solar system; what exists beyond our solar system is mere guesswork.

Some people turn from God because they cannot understand how a good God can permit evil in the world.

Scripture suggests that the elements in space were created for the benefit of earth, while evolution suggests that earth is an insignificant speck in vast space.

Science is defined in various ways, but today it is generally restricted to something which is experimental, which is repeatable, which can be predicted, and which is falsifiable.

No writer of a portion of the Bible was perfect. It was the direct and miraculous operation of the Holy Spirit that what they wrote is without mistake.

Neither does man have gills for living in a water environment; yet it is not sinful to explore the depths of the oceans in search of food or other blessings.

Language expresses people's thinking and it was by a Word that God created the world and preserves it.

It seems we will continue to have problems with this classification and it may be because it comes under the heading of creation rather than preservation.

In Christ the original image of God is restored, by faith in this world and by sight in the world to come.

If we knew exactly what animal life was like before the fall into sin and knew what nature was like before the law of entropy invaded it, we would already be living in heaven.

If leaders in the space program had at its beginning in the 1940s, pointed out the benefits to people on earth rather than emphasizing the search for proof of evolution in space, the program would have saved $100 billion in tax money and achieved greater results.