Journalist Quotes

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

My favorite animal is steak.

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

In fact I am quite snappy and irritable, and I don't know if I'd like to make myself worse in that respect.

In England and America people tend to graze all day long, but I think it's such a waste to be constantly picking at food because you then can't enjoy a proper full meal when the time comes.

I wasn't good with authority, went to lots of schools, didn't like the fact that there was no autonomy.

I was a quiet teenager, introverted, full of angst.

I need to be frightened of things. I hate it, but I must need it, because it's what I do.

I know the crew so well, so I forget I'm being filmed. It's like cooking with a friend in the kitchen - you're talking, as you do, and maybe you're telling her about this wonderful way to prepare lamb chops - it's more natural, more honest.

I don't like conflict.

I can understand why those primitive desert people think a camera steals their soul. It is unnatural to see yourself from the outside.

I am not sure about facelifts because I wouldn't want to be someone who just looks like she's had a facelift.

Anyway, what makes people look youthful is the quality of their skin and I don't think you can change that.