Craig Kilborn Quotes

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'

It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.

In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.

I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras.

I'm from the Midwest.

I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.

I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.

I have a wonderful respect for old people.

I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

I don't complain.

I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.

Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.

As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.