In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.
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Type: Entertainer Born: August 24, 1962 |
“My father's parents were carpenters. They were also builders partly. They were painters. And several of them were very, active in the theatre and all such nonsense, you know.”
“If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.”