Franklin P. Jones Quotes

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.