Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
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Nationality: American Type: Journalist Born: 1908 Death: 1980 |
“I could have had someone else take care of my child but I did it because that was my moral obligation and also it was a joy and I felt it was in the best interests of the child.”
“A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.”