I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.
The chief role of the universities is to prolong adolescence into middle age, at which point early retirement ensures that we lack the means or the will to enforce significant change.
| Robert G. Allen, Politician (1902) |
| Kenny Baker, Actor (1934) |
| Orson Scott Card, Writer (1951) |
| Grey DeLisle, Musician (1973) |
| Carmine Giovinazzo, Actor (1973) |
| Hank Haney, Athlete (1955) |
| Jared Harris, Actor (1961) |
| Duke Kahanamoku, Athlete (1890) |
| Mel Karmazin, Businessman (1943) |
| Craig Kilborn, Entertainer (1962) |
| Henry J. Kaiser, Businessman (1967) |
| Kathleen Kenyon, Scientist (1978) |

