American Quotes

Television, as you know, can kind of jettison you into a whole new world.

Red hair stigmatizes you.

Not to sound too pathetic, but there have been long stretches where I haven't been able to get a job.

My visibility may have gotten Hollywood to redefine what's attractive.

Miami is one of the great cultural melting pots in the world. I love working and living here.

It's taken me a long time to get back into the industry. People were not really open to me working, or being a part of the industry.

It really comes down to the fact that, because I was perceived as a bad guy for leaving the show, I think people were rooting against the movies. That was really unfortunate.

In Hollywood, if you have any success, you have this fear: What do you have to do to hang onto it?

If you're not willing to risk, there are no rewards.

I went from a guy, kind of a working actor, a supporting player, to magazine covers and being offered the studio pictures really quickly. Nobody was comfortable with it. I wasn't really comfortable with it.

I was a guy who abandoned a TV show. I didn't care about people.

I learned that unemployment can be the great educator.

Having a little boy has taken me to a very deep place. I am starting to realize everything I ever worried about was such a waste of time.

Any story you've heard of my behavior is probably true.

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

You can lead a team in a lot of different ways. It can be talking to somebody who is down or, during the course of a game, looking to penetrate and then dropping the ball off to someone else for an easy bucket.

The triangle is a foundation to an offense.

I remember when I was in college, people told me I couldn't play in the NBA. There's always somebody saying you can't do it, and those people have to be ignored.

My first dunk was actually in sixth grade.