Playwright Quotes

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

Things always happen in series.

The only thing to know is how to use your neurosis.

Misery's fine - as long as you know you can get out of it when you want to.

Passive pleasure is no pleasure at all.

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue. You write first for pleasure, later for the pleasure of others and finally for money.

The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.