Men Quotes

Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.

I saw a story in the Los Angeles Times that 40 percent of the viewers are men. It didn't really surprise me.

Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body.

As a vessel is known by the sound, whether it be cracked or not; so men are proved, by their speeches, whether they be wise or foolish.

Men should strive to think much and know little.

Nonviolent tactics can move into action on our behalf men not naturally inclined to act for us.

All men would be tyrants if they could.

I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don't like you and that's all there is to it.

Men with secrets tend to be drawn to each other, not because they want to share what they know but because they need the company of the like-minded, the fellow afflicted.

If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

To-night I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the captain, a very nice fellow, who is unusually grateful for something I wrote about him and his men. They are going to do the Still Alarm act for me.

I like green or brown eyes. Tall but not overwhelmingly so. I like men who do yoga and meditate.

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.

I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.

Army: A body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked by children.

Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy.

As in Athens, the right to participate was restricted to men, just as it was also in all later democracies and republics until the twentieth century.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

To think, and to feel, constitute the two grand divisions of men of genius - the men of reasoning and the men of imagination.

Many men of genius must arise before a particular man of genius can appear.

Literature is an avenue to glory, ever open for those ingenious men who are deprived of honours or of wealth.

Communism feeds on aggression, hatred, and the imprisonment of men's minds and souls. This shall not take root in the United States.

The author of McCarthyism was given the distinction of addressing the Republican National Convention. This strikes terror in the hearts of honest men.

A wise man looks upon men as he does on horses; all their comparisons of title, wealth, and place, he consider but as harness.

Compromise: An agreement between two men to do what both agree is wrong.