Matt Lauer Quotes

When people start to write articles about what might be wrong with the 'Today' show you know where you should point the finger, point it at me because I have been there the longest. And it's my responsibility.

Times are harder there right now. I think it's been well publicized. We are - the show is not where I want it to be right now. The ratings are not where I want them to be. I want to make it better.

The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.