Life Quotes

Hopefully everybody will just let me get on with my life. I'm going to.

If I want to be a better person for whoever is in my life, I have to learn.

If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life.

I know I have the ability to do so much more than just stand in front of the camera the rest of my life.

I have to pick myself up every day and say, 'The show must go on,' meaning life as I know it must go on, whatever the obstacle is, I know I can handle it, and I can get through it.

You don't want to spend your life explaining yourself.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

Oddly enough, MS has made my life so much better than it was before. I now appreciate what I have and I am not running around like a rat in a maze.

Take a step back, evaluate what is important, and enjoy life.

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

I do think about aging. I have those moments of panic and vanity, but life keeps getting better, so you can't worry about it too much.

I certainly never expected to be in front of a camera one day of my life.

Writers seem to me to be people who need to retire from social life and do a lot of thinking about what's happened - almost to calm themselves.

It's a terrific privilege to be able to see into somebody else's life.

There have been times when I have deliberately tried to take my life... I think I must have been crying for some attention.

I've always taken 'The Wizard of Oz' very seriously, you know. I believe in the idea of the rainbow. And I've spent my entire life trying to get over it.

Must I tell the story of my life again?

I have had many troubles in my life, but the worst of them never came.

Territory is but the body of a nation. The people who inhabit its hills and valleys are its soul, its spirit, its life.

I've gone through my whole life caring deeply what people think of me.

The idea for which this nation stands will not survive if the highest goal free man can set themselves is an amiable mediocrity. Excellence implies striving for the highest standards in every phase of life.

For a long period in my life - it lasted about 10 years - I had writer's block.

It was not uncommon for the children to be told they were being treated this way because it was their bad karma and they must have hurt a child in a past life.

I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don't want to do that. So I'm just trying.

And then as I got older, see, I think a lot of times with comics, your life kind of permeates your act. Whatever is happening in your life is what's going on on stage. So if you're angry in your life, then that's going to be on stage. If you're looking for the guy that's just going to make you laugh

I think I'm very conscientious of how precious life is and how quickly life can be taken away from you, especially at times when it can be least expected.

I've had my moments of insanity. But there is a certain responsibility to set proper examples for your children, and that influences your choices in every aspect of your life.

They think my life is glamourous. It's not true. I obviously get to come in and do radio interviews. That's the glamour. But other than that, I eat and sleep and that's it. Eat, sleep and do shows.

The story of my life is about back entrances, side doors, secret elevators and other ways of getting in and out of places so that people won't bother me.