Entertainer Quotes

I run a lot. I have this five-mile run that I try and do a few times a week. If I do more, I get shin splints and it drives me mad, so I have to balance it.

I mostly drive around in a Fiat 500 TwinAir, and that's a pretty small car!

I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am.

I had post-traumatic amnesia, five-second memory, it happens as a result of brain injury.

I don't particularly want to smear myself into a hillside.

I damaged all the complicated bits of the brain to do with processing and emotional control. I was prey to every single emotion that swept over me and I couldn't deal with it. I had to re-learn things from scratch.

Forty is brilliant and I love it. I'm happier now than when I was 20.

For somebody who has injured their brain, every single thing they say and think will be the subject of their own questioning.

Failing my driving test first time; that was a disappointment on a geological scale.

At home I drive an old Land Rover.

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.

Young man, if God had wanted you to see me that way, he would have put your eyes in your bellybutton.

The stage was our school, our home, our life.

Never get caught acting.

The older I get, the more I believe in what I can't explain or understand, even more than the things that are explainable and understandable.

You can get through life with bad manners, but it's easier with good manners.

A happy life is one spent in learning, earning, and yearning.

What you get is a living, what you give is a life.

Sexual harassment is complex, subtle, and highly subjective.

People were referring to me as the new Anita Bryant. Anita would get a little jealous.

Over the years my mom has become a self-taught Biblical scholar.

Other kids did drugs; I did crafts. I never knew where I fit in.

Mom thinks I live in this dream world where everybody's Ivana Trump.

Life seemed so simple and joyous when I was growing up.

If I'm in love I want to get married. That's how stupid I am.

I would never want to hurt anyone by writing a book.

I wasn't ever interested in marrying someone else's career or bank account.

I was told all my life I was part Cherokee. Then it was Crow. The latest is Blackfoot.

I sang with Anita Bryant in the Southern Baptist churches.

I once said the Queen of England could use some fashion advice.