Chelsea Handler Quotes

We women have to stick together.

The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.

I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied - so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared.