Ricky Gervais Quotes

Where there's a will - there's a relative!

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

Why by a book when you can join a library.

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.

You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, 'I did that.'

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.