As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
James Truslow Adams, Historian (1878) |
Frank Carlucci, Politician (1930) |
Jean Claude Van Damme, Actor (1960) |
Zac Efron, Actor (1987) |
Helen Hunt Jackson, Writer (1831) |
Charles Babbage, Mathematician (1871) |
Thomas A. Edison, Inventor (1931) |
Jose Ortega Y Gasset, Philosopher (1955) |
Walt Kelly, Cartoonist (1973) |