“Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant p”
“When I saw all those other drivers, I realized that they wanted to win that money just as much as I did. But I didn't have to worry. A tire came off my car and I was lucky I got it off the track.”
| Joseph Addison, Writer (1672) |
| Phil Foglio, Cartoonist (1956) |
| Glenn Ford, Actor (1916) |
| Philip Gibbs, Journalist (1877) |
| Jane Jacobs, Sociologist (1916) |
| Calamity Jane, Soldier (1852) |
| Jack Adams, Athlete (1968) |
| Jacques Delille, Poet (1813) |
| Nelson Gidding, Dramatist (2004) |