Ben Joseph Akiba Quotes

“Why on earth do we want closer connection with England? We have little in common with English people except our language. We are fast becoming an entirely different people.”

“There's a very passionate pro-chewing movement on the Internet called Chewdiasm. They say that we should be chewing 50 to 100 times per mouthful, which is insane. I tried that. It takes like a day and a half to eat a sandwich. But their basic idea is right. If you chew, you'll eat slower and you wil”