Arthur Baer Quotes

There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.