American Quotes

I don't want people to see me - I want them to see Jesus.

Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful.

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they'd word something or how they'd inflect it.

The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see.

Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.

Radio, which was a much better medium than television will ever be, was easy and pleasant to listen to. Your mind filled automatically with images.

Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.

I'm not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.

I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests' books.

I think I'd be pretty easy to write for.

I don't think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience's reaction is from another.

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone.

What will it profit this country if we... put our man on the Moon by 1970 and at the same time you can't walk down Woodward Avenue in this city without fear of some violence?

We hoped against hope that what we had been doing was enough to prevent a riot. It was not enough.

He played football too long without a helmet.

Music can help you through any kind of emotion. It can help you through a break-up, make you dance, or help you realize or understand something about yourself... and if I can sing a song and make someone feel those things then I will feel like I have made a difference.

I would like my album to be on the pop side with a little bit of soul. I would like to make music that is on the top of the charts right now.

I never want to pick an easy song. I want to continue to challenge myself vocally.

I don't really unwind after a performance. I'm still pumped up and just want to get back on stage.

For me the voice is the most important, but making your singing believable makes a great performer.

I'm not a big dancer!

I'm completely done with reality TV.