Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
I was told my whole life, you're fat, you're ugly, you're never going to amount to be anything.
Australians are coffee snobs. An influx of Italian immigrants after World War II ensured that - we probably had the word 'cappuccino' about 20 years before America. Cafe culture is really big for Aussies. We like to work hard, but we take our leisure time seriously.