If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what it meant, so I instantly grabbed her face and kissed her on the lips. And, then I got suspended.
If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of 10 times.