The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
“As J.R. I could get away with anything - bribery, blackmail and adultery. But I got caught by cancer. I do want everyone to know that it is a very common and treatable form of cancer. I will be receiving treatment while working on the new 'Dallas' series.”
“I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that's how I started.”