My diminished girth, in tailor phraseology, was hardly conceivable even by my own friends, or my respected medical adviser, until I put on my former clothing, over what I now wear, which is a thoroughly convincing proof of the remarkable change.
Just because I worked in fashion doesn't mean I didn't go to see 'Underworld' three times!
If you think you might have secret information listening to me, you're lost.

