My parents armed me with an amazing sense of humor, and it's what you need when, well, it's what anyone needs in this world.
“I am a total loser, in every aspect of my life. I rarely go out. I have a great family and we spend all our time together. I work hard and play hard with them.”
“I go out with my friends as often as I can on the weekends, and I'm always drawn to girls with rhythm.”