I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!
“It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?”
“90% of the divorces are initiated by women. That is really odd. Why? What's going on? What's the great discontent at the heart of it?”