If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
“One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep my belly really lubricated. Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter.”
“If somebody pisses me off and I understand it ain't personal then I'll go to another place and I'll meditate.”