Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
“Grieve not, then, if your sons seem to desert you, but rejoice, rather, seeing the will of God done gladly.”
“I've seen lights in the sky, I've seen UFOs, I've even seen something on the ground that I can't explain, but I've never actually seen a being. I wish I had.”