“I believe that George Bush won the election through the vote of the people and the way our republic is set up. All we did was follow the law in the Department of State.”

“I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white bread, butter, tomato catsup and big fat french fries. It's delicious. Here, you order a creme caramel and the waiter says, 'You know, that contains dairy.'”