Christians well know that the much-decorated statue of the Church, as it now stands, is not of pure chiseled marble, but of clay, cemented together by blood and tears and hardened in the fires of hatred and persecution.
“And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.”
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”