I have such bad memories, sitting in the back of a classroom, being told, you know, everybody is going to read a paragraph, and skipping ahead to my paragraph and being mortified and trying to read it enough times so that I wouldn't stutter and stammer, getting called on, even in high school.
“In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate.”
“All unemployment compensation should be tied to a job training requirement. Now the fact is, 99 weeks is an associate degree.”